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The Code Word is "Apple"
Kids↹Sports

The Code Word is “Apple”

I have a feeling that my baby girl, Jai, is going to talk a lot when she gets older. She hasn’t given specific indication that her language development is any more advanced than other toddlers her age. Jai doesn’t even show any distinctive higher level of…

October 18, 2017
Food / Theater Kids↹Festival

My Daughter is Grosser Than Yours

My toddler girl is the grossest kid I have ever met. She is a slimy, sticky, slippery hunk of chewing, crunching craziness that I used to mind rather greatly, but am now temporarily, if not atypically, accepting. More than likely, I may be encouraging…

September 5, 2017
Ah, Ballerina! and Other Sweet Dreams
Dance / Music Kids↹Festival

Ah, Ballerina! and Other Sweet Dreams

Is it weird to look at every impromptu, aimless leg extension that my daughter executes a potential future in ballet? That the incessant pointing of her little forefinger is an indicator of keeping time while soon tap dancing? That her rhythm, steadily flaring every day, will point to a love…

August 8, 2017
Diaper Change Gymnastics
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Diaper Change Gymnastics

The thighs on my 15-month-old are made of thick ham: juicy, but defined. They sit atop bowlegged lengths and meet the certified narrow feet known on her maternal grandmother and aunt. Jai carries the acceleration of a roadster on those things, the torque powerful, even at…

July 11, 2017
She Made Stag Look Cool
Dance / Music Food / Theater Kids↹Festival

She Made Stag Look Cool

The hubs and I survived our toddler boy’s fourth birthday party. We made all the sensible moves in our favor: hosted the party in his daycare classroom on a weekday after naptime, as to have peak excitement and not to have to sanitize our…

June 9, 2017
Cooking and Eating With Jai
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Cooking and Eating with Jai

Cooking shows have become enormously popular in our modern era, thanks, in part, to our addiction to “live” reality shows and, in full, to our citizens’ overall giant intake of expensive and often wasteful foodstuffs. It is now not odd to find several channels’ worth…

April 25, 2017
4 People My Daughter Hates
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4 People My Daughter Hates

My girl tot sports the personality of a 3-year-old: pushy in her immediate wants, nonchalant of important needs, flighty in her quest for independence, adventuresome and supercurious. It’s been a few months of our noticing her official nature egress, but I have always sensed…

April 7, 2017
5 Things One-Year-Olds Do Differently
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5 Things One-Year-Olds Do Differently

As we approach the celebration of our baby girl’s first year, we are constantly entertained by her curious habits, such nuances indicative of the growth designators most babies her age manifest. The hubs and I find that Jai’s tendencies, while sometimes clearly involuntary, are…

March 14, 2017
A Baby's Contribution to the Wide World of Sports
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A Baby’s Contribution to the Wide World of Sports

I read in a “Parents” magazine article recently that, right around age 1, children often uncover some kooky pastimes like head banging, carpet brushing, and unexplained spinning, amongst other sporadic behaviors. Jai fits a little too well into this category. My baby has some…

February 28, 2017